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Mar 17, 2013 7:00pm PDT
!? ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? jimmy: happier than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. okay, so all we have to do is sneak up to the tennis courts, take out the guy guarding the gate, fight off four teenagers and free the kids. i zoned out. say that again. we just need some kind of distraction. (tires squeak, phone ringing) i'll be right there. i'm just stopping to get gum and some t-pons. distraction located. all right, who wants the first pee balloon? you? no. you? no. and... send. (phone beeping) (phone beeps on) hell, yeah. i just got a text from amanda. "pool party at the wagner house with me and the girls!" what? that's awesome! ugh. it's kind of cold to go pool hopping. (phone beeping) "the wagner's pool is not cold." that's weird. okay, let's go! what about hell hunt? are you crazy? these girls are seniors. i heard amanda's got a belly button ring. well, i heard she can tie a cherry stem with her butt! i heard she has to specia
Mar 24, 2013 7:00pm PDT
with that thing. she can do that and park anywhere she wants. (sighs) and so it begins. ♪♪ geico motorcycle. see how much you could save. ♪ ♪ why are we watching a movie about a fake shark when we could be at wonder wharf standing next to the real fake shark? because this is how i want to remember the shark-- in its prime, scaring the crap out of linda blair. fischoeder is crazy to keep that thing going. after what happened to that girl's arm and that lady's poor dog and that guy's balls-- you know, the juggler. oh, yeah, fischoeder's crazy to keep it going with all those people lining up, paying to see it, buying souvenirs. nothing good can come from that shark. it's evil. oh, there i am again. that's me in the red, white, and blue trunks. what's everybody looking at? nothing. nothing. your body. oh, my god, linda blair's boobs just popped out of her wet suit. ooh! they're comin' at ya! huh, this movie's a little bluer than i remember. let's get to a good part. (funky soundtrack playing) outdoor shower scene-- no. yes. topless car wash. yes. tina, no. nude hot tub-- no. yes. oh, okay,
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